Me, I don’t know how the weekend went by so fast. I think there was a conspiracy of some sort between the weather and the time, because just between loving the weather on Saturday morning and telling myself I’ll sleep well this weekend, BAM! It was Sunday evening.
I remember telling my mum I feel cheated, why should we work five days and rest just two days? Whatever happened to the law of equality? It shouldn’t apply to only the females that wish they were guys naa, haba, it should also apply to something that is capable of changing the quality of our lives such as this. We should work five days and rest five days...full stop!
My mum just looked at me and said, then you should not be allowed to earn more than anybody else as well, your salary should be brought down to the minimum wage, that way everybody and everything can be equal. I think I told her she was taking it too far. Wetin I talk wey she don dey carry leg go salary matter? That’s rough play...I changed the topic!
I was later thinking of what exactly I achieved over the weekend, then I listed my friends introduction (iyawo tinz), cleaning out my room and most of the time, thinking about my big event coming up this weekend. I’ll tell y’all about that too, probably with a few pictures.
So with a very short weekend, it was Monday morning once again. As I woke up, I remembered a display picture I had seen earlier, it said "keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday". I tried and tried to pretend it wasn’t Monday, but you see, Monday is stronger than that...it will sink in deep into your soul and make you count how many more days to Friday. You’ll keep counting till you'll tell yourself c'mon don’t be ridiculous, and finally get out of bed.
I got out of bed, all was going well, and I was right on time, actually too early, so I started dragging a bit. I got into the car and decided to ping a while since I was too early. Only then did I realize there was a conspiration number 2. My wristwatch had conspired against me too and I was 15 minutes late. I screamed many a swear word, looked at my watch and said how much did Monday pay you to do this to me? (Yes, we are all allowed 5 minutes of madness every day, so talking to my wristwatch wasn’t in any way out of line. Thank you.)
Drove like a mad person, barely made it to work on time. Breathe in...Breathe out! I won’t think about today as Monday at all, in fact today is just any other week day that is not Monday. I was still talking to myself while I googled "how to love Mondays". People actually have a remedy for everything these days, I sincerely didn’t think I’ll find something anything written under the topic but there were tons of articles! Then I wondered what we all did before the advent of Google or any other search engine for that matter. Anyway that is story for another day.
As I settled in, I prayed me a great week and for those around me, because trust me, you don’t want to be around people having a bad week, you most likely will catch the bug.
With that been said, I hope you had a better Monday morning, free of conspiracies. Well, if your morning wasn’t all that great, the day is still young, the week is still fresh. I wish you a better day and a splendid week ahead. Cheers Xx
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